VInCe ThE YiNgCeRn....SPBP (Self Praise Best Praise)

As Time Goes by I've learned to be more alert and weary of things around me.. I've fallen time and time again but regain super strength of determination each time I get up..... As my name is Ying Cern (in chinese ENgland Winner)....

Saturday, March 24, 2007

WRESTLING IS REAL LAH!! says my friend..



Commentator 1: Oh my God!! Red Pants Mayhem has done the reverse lock- grip -pounder driver over dip topper on Long Hot Pants James!! Again!!!

Commentator 2: Looks like it's gonna be a long night folks..!!

Why??!! I mean like why ???!! Why the hell is the refree like watching from within the ring??? You're a refree for God's sakes..Foldable chairs to their disposal,nice shiny trash cans for them to smash against each other's heads..Refree?? What does he do? Leans over from within the ring and waits for foul play..Foul play?? Smashing heads with trash cans..HELLO??!!

My favourite is when both wrestlers get into an arguement and there's only one microphone to be shared...This is how it usually goes:

Wrestler 1 : Tonight you're fish food!! I'm gonna pile you up like a pile of wood and knock you down, then pile you up and knock you down.......AGAIN!!! Beat that!!

(here's the part where the other wrestler slowly takes the microphone from him,nicely..)

Wrestler 2: Pile of wood aiy?..PILE OF WOOD??!!! Looks like the only pile of wood that's gonna be joining the one's near my fire place is.............YOU!!!

(now wrestler 1 gets so pissed off and decides to fight, but somehow manages to put down the microphone nicely before they tear each other's guts out)

My friend would say but they bleed worr...I say yeah why not..Some people who know its fake still say things like "Aiyo damn unlucky lah,he pinned him down first worr!!" Next time if you want the wrestler you want to win,write in to the producers and scripwriters and make your requests there...

What happen to the good old days of wrestling with less dramma?? My all time favourite is Hulk Hogan...I'm not saying wreslting is all that bad, it's actually entertaining in the sense that you get to watch good choreography and excellent stunts...

Monday, March 12, 2007

Work work work......


This was taken during the recording of Janji Vince..my 2nd album...My mentor was and is still Audi Mok..He's thought me the tricks of the trade in music and production and making it fun...Cheers Audi!! In this pic here I was actually posing and pretending i knew what i was doing...But now i sorta know more stuff like for real...oh by the way I'm not endorsing Starbucks ...But wont mind lah..

Homer my little Hush Hush


His name is Homer for obvious reasons...He is ugly but adorable and fits so well in the definition of the word 'cute'... He has a special talent which is his gargle bark...Just look at those eyes lah for goodness sake...Melt right?? No melt u no heart..

MILo you owe my Bro some dough!!


Speaking about owing my brother Daniel some dough, his image has been used by Milo for the longest time..This pic on the can was taken when he was about 11-12 years old.....Without paying him a single cent for image rights..Talk about illicitness, Daniel has been chasing them ever since.. But now Daniel is playing for the KL under 21 football team. Hence he has the right to demand as much as Beckham...maybe 1/100 of Beck's...and in ringgit....Drink Milo Milk Become Healthy And Strong...(the malay version sounds less corny)

Kartini vs Vince


Ding !Ding!Ding! Round one!!! This was a real tough fight... Me arm wrestling with Kartini..Was for a programe to create awareness for guys to respect women and not to gawk or check em out esp in the gym and making 'tweet tweet' (commonly used among Ah Beng's n Rempits) noises.. But gawk with wisdom la I say..

Sunday, March 11, 2007

AWWW...

REcently attended my friend's son's birthday..And got inspired to update my wardrobe and switch on my new look for my next music video for the new single "Aku Raja Pakai Panty Hose Mummy"..In all honesty thats what he wore..his mum's panty hose.. She said it was cute..I call it Child Abuse...

Old vintage Microphone for "Percayalah Sayang" Music Video

"I , I, I wanna taste you..."Man.....Even Kevin the drummer that was in my Music video can't believe his eyes...And yes this was the mic they used for my Music Video..We had a rain scene where all the instruments including the drum set,bass guitar,electric guitar plus my own DW-Yamaha acoustic sniff sniff,got all wet...All except for the mic for obvious reasons..EMI will say bye bye Vince.. My regret is that we didnt have any amps for the guitars n live power points and pedals..They said it was hazardous as we all might get electrocuted..I think they lack in imagination..